Gertie & The Gang

3. A blast from the past

"What part was an accident? The stealing or the getting caught?"

As the adventurers return to town, they spot a new caravan camped to the east.  Rudolfo runs into Farah, young half-elf girl who is overyly happy to see him.  Rudolfo is obvioulsy very uncomfortable.  The caravan is the one he used to travel with when he was a performer and professional scarf dancer.  Rudolfo seems eager to leave the conversation and head back to the Inn.

The travellers make their way back to the Steppewright in, where they tell Abit about what happened at the winery.  They ask him about hiring a guard or two for the frightened family they left behind and Abit suggestes they present the matter to the council at the next meeting.

While Elvis trains, Helen, Gertie, and Rudolfo spend a bit of time in the pub at the inn.  Abit askes Helen to help him with something in the kitchen, during which time Gertie questions Rudolfo about his past.  Gertie learns a bit more about Rudolfo and the Caravan they happened upon earlier that morning.  Gertie agrees to help Rudolfo find a disguise in order to "subtly" approach/spy on the young half-elf Farah.

When Helen Returns, the three of them set out on the town.  Helen, noticing the two dwarves are up to something, decides to let them do their thing, and heads off to Torvald's alone, where she buys some potions and chats about magic.

Meanwhile, Gertie and Rudolfo head to The Gnome Depot for disguises.  Their plan is interrupted when they run into Soileire and Wintle, two others from Rudolfo's former caravan.  Soileire, the caravan leader, asks Rudolfo to help the troupe get permission to perform in town over the next few days.

The gang agree that Rudolfo will ask about the performances at the council meeting.  Later that evening, Abit and others convince Rudolfo to perform a scarf routine at the inn.  Rudolfo has a few drunken stumbles, but overal everyone is very impressed.  They all agree his performance was ragmificent!

The next morning, the four adventurers join Abit at the council meeting. After some convincing, Nenankhe gives permission to hire out two guards for the family at the vinyard, and the troupe gets permission to perform the following night and the night after that.  The four head back to the inn where Gertie and the others (but mostly Gerie) help Rudolfo practice and train for his big return to the stage.

Abit returns to the inn and helps Rudolfo realize that he should probably have told the troupe about the good news.  On the way, the group run into Soileire and Farah.  Elvis hears Farah whispering about "something to tell Rudolfo", and becomes suspicious.

The four arrive at the caravan camp outside town, where they are greeted warmly and given plenty to eat and drink.  Farah helps Wintle eat and then is called over by Gertie and Helen, who intend to find out more about this "something to tell Rudolfo".  The dwarf and the human question the half-elf, and ultimately intimidate her into telling them what she knows.  she mentions something about a curse and then, realizing she's admitted too much, runs off scared.

Meanwhile, Elvis and Rudolfo talk to Soileire about life, skirting around the real issue at hand; Rudolfo's well being.  Rudolfo doesn't know what to ask, nor how to broach the subject at all.  Helen and Gertie decide to confront Soileire about the curse in an effort to keep their friend safe.  When they join the group and ask the caravan leader about what they heard, she gets very upset, and ushers them into her wagon.

Things get heated.  Soileire wants to know from whom they heard this rumour of a curse.  Taken aback by Soileire's anger, the two aren't keen to tell her.  Then Gertie lies… a very obvious lie… which understandably intensifies Soileire's anger… but it's too late to back down now, amarite!  Soileire agrees to tell the truth if the party does, but the travellers will still not say who blabbed (even though everyone knows it was Farah and everyone knows everyone knows it was Farah).  Soileire, scary and enraged, admits nothing, and asks the travellers to leave the camp. 

Shaken, worried, and with more questions than answers, they leave and head back to the Inn.

2. Of casks and condolences

"He can leave when his broke ass wakes up."

The group had just dispatched some goblins on the way to a winery outside the town of Soonsea. With an apocalypse looming, more and more common folk had taken to fighting, looting, and pillaging and the winery had been taken over by a group of such thugs who had invited themselves to stay and enjoy the free food and drink and accommodations.

When Gertie and the gang arrived, they spotted two of the ruffians lounging outside a door leading to the kitchen area. They walked up, feigning an interest in a tour of the winery and asked to see the tasting room. The ruffians were having none of it and told them to shove off (in a less polite manner). Before too long, Gertie lost her cool and bottled one of the men and the group quickly knocked out the other. 

Elvis quickly snuck inside and scouted the kitchen and the massive cask room beyond. Four huge vats and stairs leading to a catwalk gave him cover as he tiptoed around and spotted another group of thugs lounging on an open-air patio on the far side of the cask room. He maneuvered back to the group and gave them the lay of the land and they decided to take them by surprise. 

Elvis took a position just inside the sliding barn doors leading to the patio and Helen made her way up onto the catwalk above the room. Unfortunately, Rudolfo the Rogue tripped over a barrel that Gertie had bumped into and Rudolfo shouted out as he tripped. The ruffians rushed in from the patio to see what the commotion was about and a fight erupted in the middle of the winery's cask room. 

Helen hurled blasts of eldritch magic as the thugs rushed through the doors. The ones that avoided her attacks were met by Elvis as his massive scythe. The layout of the room complicated things but Gertie used the odd setting to her advantage and trapped a foe between two vats. The leader, however, ducked past Elvis and managed to grapple poor Rudolfo. Putting a knife to the Dwarf's throat he ordered the other heroes to drop their weapons. 

The carnage came to a halt and a long heavy pause hung in the air. That is until Helen leaped off the catwalk onto the thug Gertie had trapped creating an opening for the Barbarian to pivot around another huge vat and grapple the thug captain that had grappled Rudolfo. Elvis and Helen drove the other back out onto the patio before they fled and Gertie managed to allow Rudolfo to wrestle free. Outnumbered four-to-one the leader was quickly incapacitated and questioned. 

He laughed at the group's attempts to intimidate him and only revealed the name of the bandit's leader, Dell Perdett, saying: "Dell's gonna kill you all." Gertie rendered him unconscious and the group decided to retreat to the wilderness and rest before trying to take on Dell and the rest of the bandits. 

However, when they returned to the winery a few hours later, they saw it and the yard around it engulfed in flames. As the four adventurers rushed forward through the smoke they saw a large group of bandits emerge from the far side of the winery. They had a wagon of stolen goods and their injured comrades in tow and were led by a stern, slender woman with a snake tattoo on her neck. 

Dell Perdett led her gang past the heroes and away from the burning winery and muttered: "It's all yours, enjoy" as she glared at them, passing within an arm's reach. As the gang disappeared through the haze of smoke, Gertie and the gang rushed in to search for the family that ran the winery. They freed the family from an upstairs bedroom and formed a bucket line from the well trying to put out the flames. Gertie demolished the roof of the stable, destroying the structure but preventing the fire from spreading any further. 

Two long, hard hours later the danger was averted and the winery remained more or less intact. The family thanked the group and offered them food and drink and a place to sleep for the night. The four tired heroes happily took them up on the offer. In the morning, the family asked the group if they might hire some guards in Soonsea to help protect the winery and Helen promised to do so as soon as they got back to town. 

Gertie and the gang packed up and took off back toward Soonsea to check in with their patron Abit Ashdannan, hire some guards for the winery, and lick their various wounds. 

1. Pants and potions and pretty new robes
"I ordered chamomile tea, not camel tea."

The gods are at war with one another. What legends have dubbed The Fall is looming once again. As the celestial forces collide, magic surges across the world, strange weather sweeps across regions, beasts and monsters that haven’t been seen in centuries are re-emerging.

With the Apocalypse looming and chaos growing, people are growing desperate and reckless and adventuring has become a fad! Confusing legends and lore with reality, folks have reverted to grave robbing, inn plundering, and attacking endangered species and monsters that would normally leave the mortal races alone.

Gertie, Elvis, Rudolfo, and Helen have been kept on retainer as a militia unit in the town of Soonsea. They are paid by a magistrate in the town and tasked with stopping the "murder hobos" that are traveling the countryside killing and looting and fighting with one another and thus causing damage to the town and nearby farms. 

The group met for breakfast at the Steppewright Inn where they have been staying for a number of weeks. The inn is run by a charming bronze-skinned half-elf named Abit Ashdannan who also happens to be the town magistrate that has them on retainer. 

Abit spent the morning at a council meeting and the group decided to split up. Elvis went to the yard out back to train and the other three went shopping. They bought some potions and Rudolfo found himself a rather lovely robe (that might have been a bit too long). Eventually, Elvis caught up with the group and managed to snag himself a stylish pair of pants and some new boots. 

Once the council meeting was done, the group met Abit on the steps of the town hall and was told about some work that needed doing. Apparently, Abit had caught wind of a group of ruffians who had "invited" themselves to stay at a nearby winery. The family that runs the winery can’t get any work done and the “adventurers” are eating all their food and drinking all their wine. Even worse, after the ruffians head out killing and pillaging, angry monsters seeking revenge have been following them back to the winery and damaging the property quite badly. 

The gang headed to Gnome Depot to stock up on supplies and then took off towards the winery to fulfill their promise to Mr. Ashdannan.


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